Friday, December 03, 2004


Main Entry: buoy·an·cy
Function: noun
Date: 1713
1 a : the tendency of a body to float or to rise when submerged in a fluid b : the power of a fluid to exert an upward force on a body placed in it; also : the upward force exerted
2 : the ability to recover quickly from depression or discouragement.

Kyle is 9 years old. He is a fresh 9 years old. He has only 5 weeks and 5 days experience being 9. He has many distinguishing features. He is extremely bright. He is an avid reader. He reads above his grade level. He is very ingenuous. He possesses a multifaceted imagination. He is a Super Hero. Tammy says that I should also mention that he is cute as hell (however cute hell is).
There is one quality, however, that Kyle is well know for around the house. He has unflushable poop. You can flush 2 or 3 times and the boys crap ain't going down. You can cover it with extra toilet paper, and that crap ain't going down. It is a medical marvel. The Unflushable POOP !!!

You just have to wait until the weight of the turd is greater than the buoyant force of the water. Then, and only then, can you flush the Kyle log.
And you thought your day was interesting ?

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