Friday, August 20, 2004

The plotting thickens

Ok, here we are, 3 days from T-day. The plotting thickens. I have involved more people in the plot and left a few red herrings around to throw the dogs off of the trail.

One part of the Birthday present has arrived and been given to Tammy. There is a sick and twisted hilariously funny website that we visit regularly. It is ::ill will press::. One of the characters at this heinous site is pilz-E. He is an ADHD squirrel with a love for little purple pills with the zzzzzzzzzzzz's on them. From this site, I ordered a shirt for her with Pilz-e on it and a caption which prescribes "extra medication for all". She loves her Pilz-E shirt.

The rest of the plot and present involves the kids, hers and mine. I am thinking when all this is said an done, the Ron stock will see a dramatic improvement in the market (not that the Ron stock has suffered any). I will give you a hint, but only a small one, because she reads my blog, as any good wife would (lol). I am seeing angry water and breaking walls. I am seeing wheels turning. (Of course, you know this is for her .. right now she is scratching her head going, "Huh?")

Oh yeah, it is raining here. Donovan has less hair. Malcolm is under the desk being blessedly gas free (so far). Ava escaped last night/this morning, but only went as far as behind her aquarium/terrarium. Dude tempted death by peeing on the bed sometime yesterday evening. Milenko is out of sight/out of mind. There was no school today. They took the kids for 4 days and then spit them back out at us. The great Kyle was excited. He was going to stay up so late. He was conked before midnight last night. That's the news that is the news.

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