What is, or (German) Was ist
(Merely for the sake of being a rhymologist
I know it’s a stretch, but who’s a perfectionist?)
I am not a fatalist
More of an idealist
With a hint of a pragmatist
A healthy dose of nonconformist
Just enough socialist
A downgraded insurrectionist
All requiring a contortionist
With the skills of a ventriloquist
Like a carny barker or televangelist
I do not claim to be a psychologist
Far from a psychiatrist
More like their nosy receptionist
Which does sort of make me a specialist
Breaking it down like a fundamentalist
Adding a twist like a propagandist
Enough history like an anthropologist
Throwing in emotion like a dramatist
Tossing half baked conclusions like an alarmist
I’ll share them liberally like a philanthropist
Reminding all we have to be a separatist
If we are going to remain a survivalist
I’ll twist the words of the immunologist
Throw in some words to be an impressionist
Make you think I know a microbiologist
Include some jargon from a neurologist
Spreading irrational distrust like a terrorist
When all I am is a glorified illusionist
I’ll throw in some fear for the federalist
Some loss of control for the feminist
Some in the other direction for the misogynist
Too much control for the anarchist
Yet not enough for the conformist
Chaos for the ceremonialist
A vaccine injury for the toxicologist
A rallying cry for all to resist
Drowning out the cries of the optimist
We’ll get judge to order a cease and desist
Making everyone feel the need to re-enlist
All with a cause requiring their assist
The sinner and the theist
The archeologist and the futurist
The primitivist and the technologist
The Darwinist and the creationalist
Threading the line like a funambulist
Cutting like a divisionist
Still, when we take a close look at the list
Even using a different hairstylist
A different nail tech, you know, cosmetologist
Employing the best makeup artist
We are all just a plagiarist
Returning like a recidivist
To bad habits like a behaviorist
So I’ll abandon this like a parachutist
And leave you with this, ‘was ist’
© Ron Simpson Jr
(Vocabularist)
May 17, 2020